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Which Quirky Video Game Character Are You?

You find a treasure chest. What's inside?

Corn... and LASER BEAMS! Salt-proof sunscreen (Safety first!) Nuts, bolts, and a self-help book! Gluten-free bread, ready to toast!

How do you defeat your enemies?

Pop out burnt toast at them! Slowly... Very, very slowly... Bore them with binary code! Cluck loudly, then ZAP!

Your ideal sidekick would be:

A turtle with a jetpack (He's still slow) A blender that does stand-up comedy A vacuum cleaner with commitment issues A cat with a fiddle

What's your catchphrase?

"Speed is overrated!" "I'm toastally awesome!" "Clucktastic!" "Does not compute... but who cares?"

How do you handle a maze?

Create a breadcrumb trail (Literally!) Calculate all possible paths and still get lost Peck through the walls! Why rush? Set up camp for the night!

What's your dream vacation destination?

Silicon Valley, for a family reunion! Las Vegas, for the bright lights! A slow cruise around the world! A bakery in Paris, for obvious reasons!

How do you handle fame?

I'd give everyone a toast! I'll get to it eventually... Fame is an irrational concept! I'm too eggcited to care!

What's your hidden talent?

Winning staring contests Dancing the robot (Too obvious?) I can cook anything! As long as it's toast... Karaoke... but only 'Chicken Dance'

Choose a mode of transportation:

Unicycle (Balance is overrated!) Why move when the world comes to you? Rocket-powered egg Roller skates (It's a bumpy ride!)

Your ideal Saturday night involves:

A rave in a henhouse Slow TV and even slower food A night in, updating my software A dinner party (I'll bring the toast!)

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