Personamatrix - Which Quirky Video Game Character Are You?

You find a treasure chest. What's inside?

Salt-proof sunscreen (Safety first!) Nuts, bolts, and a self-help book! Gluten-free bread, ready to toast! Corn... and LASER BEAMS!

How do you defeat your enemies?

Slowly... Very, very slowly... Bore them with binary code! Pop out burnt toast at them! Cluck loudly, then ZAP!

Your ideal sidekick would be:

A cat with a fiddle A vacuum cleaner with commitment issues A turtle with a jetpack (He's still slow) A blender that does stand-up comedy

What's your catchphrase?

"Does not compute... but who cares?" "Clucktastic!" "I'm toastally awesome!" "Speed is overrated!"

How do you handle a maze?

Calculate all possible paths and still get lost Why rush? Set up camp for the night! Peck through the walls! Create a breadcrumb trail (Literally!)

What's your dream vacation destination?

Silicon Valley, for a family reunion! A bakery in Paris, for obvious reasons! Las Vegas, for the bright lights! A slow cruise around the world!

How do you handle fame?

I'll get to it eventually... I'm too eggcited to care! I'd give everyone a toast! Fame is an irrational concept!

What's your hidden talent?

I can cook anything! As long as it's toast... Karaoke... but only 'Chicken Dance' Dancing the robot (Too obvious?) Winning staring contests

Choose a mode of transportation:

Roller skates (It's a bumpy ride!) Why move when the world comes to you? Unicycle (Balance is overrated!) Rocket-powered egg

Your ideal Saturday night involves:

A night in, updating my software A rave in a henhouse A dinner party (I'll bring the toast!) Slow TV and even slower food