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Which Quirky Video Game Character Are You?

You find a treasure chest. What's inside?

Salt-proof sunscreen (Safety first!) Corn... and LASER BEAMS! Gluten-free bread, ready to toast! Nuts, bolts, and a self-help book!

How do you defeat your enemies?

Slowly... Very, very slowly... Bore them with binary code! Pop out burnt toast at them! Cluck loudly, then ZAP!

Your ideal sidekick would be:

A blender that does stand-up comedy A turtle with a jetpack (He's still slow) A vacuum cleaner with commitment issues A cat with a fiddle

What's your catchphrase?

"Clucktastic!" "I'm toastally awesome!" "Speed is overrated!" "Does not compute... but who cares?"

How do you handle a maze?

Create a breadcrumb trail (Literally!) Peck through the walls! Calculate all possible paths and still get lost Why rush? Set up camp for the night!

What's your dream vacation destination?

Las Vegas, for the bright lights! A slow cruise around the world! Silicon Valley, for a family reunion! A bakery in Paris, for obvious reasons!

How do you handle fame?

I'll get to it eventually... I'd give everyone a toast! Fame is an irrational concept! I'm too eggcited to care!

What's your hidden talent?

Dancing the robot (Too obvious?) Karaoke... but only 'Chicken Dance' I can cook anything! As long as it's toast... Winning staring contests

Choose a mode of transportation:

Rocket-powered egg Unicycle (Balance is overrated!) Roller skates (It's a bumpy ride!) Why move when the world comes to you?

Your ideal Saturday night involves:

A dinner party (I'll bring the toast!) Slow TV and even slower food A rave in a henhouse A night in, updating my software

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